Asian Women – A Survival Guide

I have been out of the dating scene for 3.5 years, but I know and remember – it’s a JUNGLE out there! Tame tigresses appear gentle, sexy cougars seem fun and demure gazelles flutter their long lashes… but in the world of dating, nothing is as it seems. However, as a past frequent dater, I have vital strategies and tactical information to convey!

The Seven Deadly Sins

Wrath

We all know women can be difficult and on occasion, they can be as aggravating as a rhinoceros in a stampede, but I tell you men, always keep your cool. A man who can keep his cool with his Asian girlfriend/date has a very admirable quality and scores great brownie points as women would consider introducing a patient and tolerant man to their family. Family is always highly important in Asian cultures, so if you have met the family, you are halfway there. Also, believe me, you need immense patience to be able to put up with Asian families – they are demanding but loving and have the best intentions.

Greed

Men who have the greed of a teenage jungle monkey are a very unattractive species. Asian cultures honour humble behaviour and respectful restraint – these qualities are much coveted by Asian parents for their daughters and being approved by the family is an important part of dating an Asian girl. Modesty and sincerity will take you a long way.

Sloth

The position of ‘boyfriend’ to many Asian women also means – shopping bag carrier, chauffeur, entertainer, removalist, bank, handyman, the list goes on! Therefore if you are not up for the job and feeling sloth-like in this department, you best rethink your choice of women! Truly, Asian women can be hard-working but they are also hard work, and many are worth the trouble.

Pride

Asian women are like lionesses – they have a lot of pride, and this is characteristic of Asian people in general. Best be careful regarding the types of jokes you tell and stay away from racial and culturally insulting humour – we don’t like it and we can bite! Face is everything!

Lust

All men dating Asian women must be patient in this category. You can never rush a woman in this department, if she is not ready, then she is not ready. If you keep pushing the issue, you will push her away as you do not respect her decision and choice.

Gluttony

Keeping fit and maintaining your health is much like maintaining the vitality of your relationship. Letting yourself go and deteriorating to the point of a wild boar in the health department is not advised as it could adversely affect your relationship. Furthermore excesses in front of your girlfriend’s family only results in criticism and an observation of lack of self control.

Envy

Always keep your focus on your girl. Do not envy or covet others, as I guarantee you, she will notice, not be impressed and reconsider you as a partner. She should always be the one and only… otherwise you might have to pay for it!